Dustan Townsend, better known as Fish in a Birdcage, has been writing his own rules since 2014. Rooted in his upbringing, Dusty's mother imparted the fundamental rule #1, "Be Safe," and more rules followed with time. Reflecting this ethos, each of Dusty’s compositions is similarly titled a "rule." After the release of “Rule #33 - Pyre” in 2023, we now come to Rule #34 which is an internet adage asserting in his typical eclectic acoustic fashion channeling Celtic meets witchy arrangement - that if something exists, there is pornographic content of it. Scheduled for release on April Fool’s Day, Dusty humorously remarks, "I’m only releasing this for the internet rizz."