Met a guy who lives down the block He likes to listen, I like to talk We get whiskey on the rocks And now I wanna ride some cock TONIGHT I’M GONNA GET SOME I WANT HIM TO MAKE ME COME TONIGHT I’M GONNA GET SOME I WANT ME TO MAKE HER COME We leave the bar, I call a car Say “My place isn’t super far” He agrees, says “Yeah I’m free” “The night at yours sounds good to me” Get into bed, he gives me head I’m wet and my legs are spread “I’m ready, put your dick in it!” He says “Shit can you give me a minute?” (“Are you serious?”) WHISKEY DICK IS NO FUN, IS NO FUN WHISKEY DICK IS NO FUN, IS NO FUN I JUST, I JUST WANNA **** I JUST, I JUST WANNA **** I JUST, I JUST WANNA **** ‘CAUSE WHISKEY DICK IS NO FUN (I JUST, I JUST WANNA ****) “I’m sorry that my dick’s still soft” “I swear I wanna get you off” (“Do you?”) He tries to jerk it, but his dick ain’t workin’ “I’m tryna jerk it, but my dick ain’t workin” WHAT THE ****? I’M TRYNA ****! WHAT THE ****, I’M TRYNA **** I CAN’T, I CAN’T GET IT UP! (“Your dick’s still soft?”) I CAN’T, I CAN’T GET IT UP! WHISKEY DICK IS NO FUN, IS NO FUN WHISKEY DICK IS NO FUN, IS NO FUN I JUST, I JUST WANNA **** I JUST, I JUST WANNA **** I JUST, I JUST WANNA **** ‘CAUSE WHISKEY DICK IS NO FUN (I JUST, I JUST WANNA ****)