My staff has informed me That some of you are mad But my banker tells me That things just aren’t that bad I’ve listened to your complaints I’ve heard your concerns Your curfew starts in minutes You people never learn But I hope you all remember Every other November To make your mark and vote Republicrat We won’t fix the problems that you’ve had We like it when you’re mad Remember that Republicrat is where the party’s at (whistling) You peasants have your problems Shove ‘em up your ass If you knew what was good for you You’d just do as we ask We’ll never ever change a thing ‘Cause change don’t come for free Don’t think or make decisions Just give your vote to me And I hope you all remember Every second November To wait for hours and vote Republicrat We won’t make your issues go away You’re scared and we like it that way Remember that Republicrat is where the party’s at (guitar solo) You may feel tempted to Give my opponent your vote It doesn’t matter if you do You’re still be in the same boat We’re more alike than different We’re very much the same One of us will win the race It doesn’t matter who you blame And just so you remember Each even-yeared November To hold your nose and vote Republicrat Until it’s clear for all to see It’s time to raise up guillotines Remember that Republicrat is where the party’s at (whistling, guitar)