On a Twixtmas night, party 'til the New Year's but it just feels so long! Few days behind festivities, does it still count as a holiday song? I'm a seasonal geezer, like stave 5 Ebenezer Feeling sharp like a tweezer, and I'll up my P's like I'm Visa! Celebration Malteaser, profiteroles out the freezer Cypher but we no Caeser, groovy flow like Lisa! Marge! (Are you ready?) Look at me, I'll tell you what you see A six-foot tall bro, with an afro I'm big and strong, I'm built to last I'm tougher than even plexiglass But seriously, don't mess with me cause I'm a lover not a fighter, my style is way tighter, and. I stay hard like Brylcreem It's Twixtmas, bruv, bigger than Christmas Gonna get it all on target, I bet you've missedus That trophy, three times we've held it in our hands Once more wont hurt no one, We're gonna get more fans (One take!) We keep getting better as the years go by, just like my man Lil Flea we gonna fly Queen of Mean, wont get seen, DJ Lukewarm, head like a bean Only one thing we want this year no gifts no parcels Just wanna hear the words it's your champions: Quizee Rascals (What did he say? Say what?) It's Rash in the house filling them seats, we ain't good at quizzes and neither at these beats We gather at the crib, annual quiz in the air, brain cells on vacation, we ain't winning that's clear But we laugh it off, no bitterness no tears, for in friendship circles defeat disappears. In the quiz night saga where our knowledge veers, we may not claim the crown but we're champions of cheers! (Shut up!) Got ginger nuts, like Dowling. Quizee Rascals scowling. Fifth place outta six and they' re frowning: Theo smacked the black cat and he also kissed her Absurd! Have you heard what occured? Third was deserved, I compete with heat Cause I eat concrete, take a seat little neek. (Who's there?) Tricker Treat! The Trickers are here with the festive cheer Let's eat all the turkey and say: 'Happy New Year!' Jingle Bells, Batman smells, you can't be naughty or the elf will tell Hang stockings, track Santa, don't forget your Christmas crackers! (Here she comes!) It's well known how much I hate, sometimes I can tolerate These rats in my gaff, it's such a faff, left all the Bounties, they're so naff Argue with you over a point, I think I might need a pint! Got my drink and I-Just one more thing! Put a coaster under that or it might leave a ring! (Is it my turn?) DJ Lukewarm, I'm back, autotune to help with the lyrical attack (Head like a bean) See my mates, the intent, is to find a date for the annual event (Use a coaster!) Get the chairs out, and the tables, gonna be loud better warn the neighbours Drinking beer, that's for me, she's got wine and him whiskey! DJ! Everyone else is rubbish! Best Lyricalist... Lyricalist? Best Lyricist, on this!