Tickets, tickets everywhere They're in my clothes they're in my hair No one else much seems to care But I hate that bloody ticketman Yes I hate him and he hates me I guess that's how it's meant to be No one else much seems to see What's so bad about the ticketman I'm sorry sir, I meant to pay Must have been The devil leading me astray I lost myself, got carried away Never again, my dear ticketman It's not my fault, how could it be My ticket must have just Have fallen down, you see I trust you, don't you trust me Please trust me Mr ticketman Well I parked up, there was no sign There was no double yellow line He still cooked me up a fine That crooked, lying ticketman It's not my fault, so I don't pay The courts don't look at it that way Locked me up for 20 days I'll get you back, my ticketman I'm sorry sir, I meant to pay Must have been The devil leading me astray I lost myself, got carried away Never again, my dear ticketman It's not my fault, how could it be My ticket must have just Have fallen down, you see I trust you, don't you trust me Please trust me, Mr ticketman Well I saw him downtown the other day So, I saw him down an alleyway This time around, I made him pay I got that bloody ticket man Saw him downtown the other morn So, I saw him down an alley Made him wish he'd not been born I got that bloody ticket man I'm sorry sir, I meant to pay Must have been The devil leading me astray I lost myself, got carried away Never again, my dear ticketman It's not my fault, how could it be My ticket must have just Have fallen down, you see I trust you, don't you trust me Please trust me, Mr ticketman Well my doorbell rang And the policeman said The ticketman's just been found dead Hammer wounds upon his head I got that bloody ticketman And now I lie and count the stars I count them, through my prison bars And dream of all them lucky cars They've been lucky since the ticketman I'm sorry sir, I meant to pay Must have been The devil leading me astray I lost myself, got carried away Never again, my dear ticketman It's not my fault, how could it be My ticket must have just Have fallen down, you see I trust you, don't you trust me Please trust me, Mr ticketman Well sometimes I try to understand The purpose of the ticketman Perhaps I was wrong and out Of hand in killing that poor ticketman But no, I hate him, he hated me And that's how it will always be And no more tickets shall I receive From that bloody ticketman I'm sorry sir, I meant to pay Must have been The devil leading me astray I lost myself, got carried away Never again, my dear ticketman It's not my fault, how could it be My ticket must have just Have fallen down, you see I trust you, don't you trust me Please trust me, Mr ticketman Tickets, tickets everywhere They're in my clothes they're in my hair No one else much seemed to care But I hated that poor ticketman Tickets, tickets everywhere They're in my clothes they're in my hair No one else much seemed to care But I hated that poor ticketman Woo hoo