That sweater that you’re wearing Can I ask you where you got it from Excuse me if I’m staring But on the inside I’m coming undone Those green stripes There’s just something about them Now I think that I might go insane If I don’t get your name and number It’s such a bummer that I didn’t meet you before But because of that sweater Now I wanna see ya some more The best time to wear a striped sweater Is all the time One with a collar, that turtleneck That’s the kind Cause when you’re wearing that one special sweater I wanna make you all mine You should wear that sweater all the time Now I don’t want no polka dots Don’t let me catch you in no plaid Checkers just don’t come close Oh, no no no no Stripes are where it’s at The best time to wear a striped sweater Is all the time One with a collar, that turtleneck That’s the kind Cause when you’re wearing that one special sweater I wanna make you all mine You should wear that sweater all the time You should wear that sweater all the time All the time With those green stripes