Hey, get up! Hey, get down! Hey, shut up! Hey, get out! You start a fight at the start of the night Just to prove to yourself you can break something Fred used to say it's just one of those days And now I am inclined to agree with him Oh man is that the kind of man you wanna be Acting out, you scream and shout still you're not louder than Hi welcome to my Ted Talk, I have a PHD in handling Your type of entitlement, it always ends in violence If people like us only make you feel bitter then You can go argue with strangers on twitter You wanna have fun, say something dumb, not care about anyone Playing pretend, to impress your friends, begging for attention