****, ****, ****, **** This sucks This ****ing sucks Mickey If I had known you were contagious You would have gone and hung Out with your friends which Is what you wanted to do anyway I would have steered clear of you I would have washed my hands See this is why I did not want your help Is because there's always Strings attached There are no strings attached To this Mickey, ok It's not actually help, by the way When you expect Something in return ok You're always keeping score I'm not keeping score You just can't believe That I would actually wanna Be here taking care of you Yeah and you know Why I don't believe that Is cause when I called you And told you I was sick you hesitated No, I didn't wanna come running to you Because I know that'd be A ****ing turn-off for you What You want me to be An asshole boyfriend You want me to be the guy Who's hanging out with his friends And treats you like shit, I don't know Yeah that's right you ****ing don't I've dated that guy like 16 times I don't want that shit anymore Ok I don't want to be The ****ing co-dependent Clingy guy who comes on too strong Just be whoever the **** you are Ok then I'm the guy who does stupid Shit becuase he's scared of getting hurt Yeah, guess what so is everybody Why are you yelling at me I just want you to feel better Yeah I know you want me To be better cause You ****ing love me Yeah and you love me I love you I love you too This is so dumb, stupid I'm sorry I got you sick Eh, we'll get through it I like your toothy smile It never fails to beguile Whichever way