Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992 A travelling man in a caravan said, "This is the bike for you!" He was looking for £100; Well I gave him eighty-two Well, I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by God she flew Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was looking for a couple of parts Like alloy wheels, and nitros, and a new push button start Then I headed down to Robertstown to drop in for a beer Eighty-five over the bridge in second gear! Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day I was heading out from Robertstown going towards Timahoe When I saw the guards behind me, Sargent Kelly, don't you know I said, "Oh ****! Just my luck", and I hit the old nitro By the time they'd hit I was in Timahoe! Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh, my little Honda 50 She's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day