I did my best to wait here As the cursor span around The popular platform of Windows It's starting to let me down And sometimes I get nervous When the screen just goes all grey. Close the drive Clear the cache (Sometime today) I'm a human You're my computer We work together (usually) And I'm on my arse Sat at my computer Are we friends now? Have I convinced ya? While I respect Bill Gates and his team, I really should've gone with Mac. If only this stuff worked with Apple. I'd be switchin' just like that. And so long Windows 7 You really should've been the one. But Microsoft, who wanted dough Killed you off. I'm a human You're my computer I built you myself (I'm basically God) And I'm on my back Clearly I have slumped down Are you done yet? I'm kinda bored now Will your system be alright? If I reset one more time? There is no virus, I've been scanning. With my fist I have been slamming. I'm a human You're my computer I installed Windows (Oops) And I'm on my face Mitch with face on floor Not really sure why though. Seriously, where'd my chair go? I'm a human You're my computer Connect to wifi (in your dreams) And I'm on my phone Making this video I just wanted To send an email. Would be quicker To send a letter