How Much Is a Gram over There?

Being Kinky Is When You Tickle Your Girlfriend with a Feather, Perverted Is When You Use the Whole Bird

Otphj over-the-Pants-Hand-Job Is a Distant Cousin of the Dry Hump

We Will Stop Somewhere Between ’68 and ’70 on My Time Machine

Chuck Norris Got the Virus to Quarantine for 14 Days

The Squirrel Swim on Its Back to Keep Its Nuts Dry

The Reception at the Sperm Bank Thanks the Donors for Coming

Sony Made a New Console During the Pendemic Called the Plaguestation 5

My Ex Got Hit by a Bus. and I Lost My Job as a Bus Driver

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