When your hurting I'll be there I'll pay for your health care When your injured I'll be there I'll watch over you when life's unfair I'll sit by your hospital bed Stroking your hair And nobody can know I'm the reason you're there I love you so much I can't believe you're mine And sometimes I really just want To break your spine (You know, in a cute way) I want to be responsible For sending you to the hospital I'll stay with you after dark I'll break your shins But I'll never break your heart I know it's an emergency I feel the urgency This may be incriminating But I'll always be waiting I'll call the ambulance 'Cause I loved you too much I'll burn your body so no one Else can feel your touch On your birthday You crashed your car But I'm the reason you're in the ER! You won't pay But I will Let me be your medical Bill (The name's William) I want to be responsible For sending you to the hospital I'll stay with you after dark I'll break your shins But I'll never break your heart I will be responsible For sending you to the hospital I'm staying with you after dark I broke your shins But I'll never break your heart