Grandpa, you've worked so many years Devoted your life to your career A tough job, a heavy responsibility But isn't it time for you to rest, my dear? Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement You can barely walk, grandpa, it's time for retirement Every time you bend over, there's a funny scent Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement Your son is giving you a hard time You speak so I can hardly understand Mumbling something about your friend Emilio And your dentures keep falling, oh man! Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement You can barely walk, grandpa, it's time for retirement Every time you bend over, there's a funny scent Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement You've done so much, the world won't forget But now it's time for others to sweat A tough job, a heavy responsibility Grandpa, you've earned rest and tranquility Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement You can barely walk, grandpa, it's time for retirement Every time you bend over, there's a funny scent Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement Grandpa, thank you for all you've done But now it's time to relax and have some fun Stop worrying about your slippers on the roof Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for the truth! You've earned your peace, your rest and quiet Grandpa, grandpa, it's time for retirement