1
The Barrel of Pipistrelles (Carol of the Bells Undone)
Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed
2
A Wheel of Squirrels (Shchedryk Decomposed)
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Broken Christmas , Industrial Christmas , Cacophony of Chaos
3
The Coral of Eels (The Generous One goes to Sarajevo)
Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Christmas Noise , Frank Pusher
4
The Peril of Bagels (Щедрий вечір)
Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Pusher , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed
5
Harold of the Smells (Vyydy, vyydy, hospodaryu)
Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Frank Pusher
6
A Floral of Nails (Щедрий вечір)
Broken Christmas , Christmas Noise , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Industrial Christmas
7
A Door for Whales (The feast of Saint Melania the Weirder)
Frank Pusher , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrased , Industrial Christmas , Christmas Noise , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement
8
Ignoring the Swells (Ukrainian Carol)
Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Christmas Noise , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrased
9
No More Pastel (Not the Mannheim Steamroller Version)
Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Frank Pusher , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Christmas Noise , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children
10
Conferral of Parallels (Kolyadka)
Broken Christmas , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Zarqnon the Embarrased , Industrial Christmas , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Frank Pusher
11
A Reprise of All That Remains (Jesus, in the Midst of Our Chaos, Come)
Christmas Noise , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Frank Pusher