I could be your boyfriend I could be your boy I wanna crash into you baby like an asteroid and make you laugh take you to my fat dad I wanna make you laugh so don't be sad cos I could be your boyfriend I could be your girl we'll stay in bed forever we'll save the world we'll die for love we'll give it a year or two it's close enough we'll be alright be honest with yourself I mean right now is there anybody else? cos I could be your best friend I could be your spouse burn me with the fag end spit in my mouth