Let me tell you 'Bout a drink so nice It's seldom sipped I'm talking of course about The one and only Belgian Whip Which begins With Plantation Original Dark Rum So tasty it should be criminal But it's not So let's mix it With some butterscotch Plus cream soda syrup Just to kick it up a notch Then Yorkshire tea Aka the only tea Topped with banana And some foamy De- Lirium Tremens Belgian beef fluff Strait and Narrow killing 'em Like that wasn't enough Garnished with a pink Rice paper elephant Playing with a Santa Cruz Logo ball for the helluvit