Ok, picture a mojito But with a little spin Instead of white rum Sacred Sloe Gin Let's also swap out the mint Fresh basil in its place Grena-grenadine y'all Topped with Schweppes Lemonade That's a Sloejito Already sublime But let's really make it sing By adding some lime And now all that's left To do of course is to sip it A Strait and Narrow staple, why 'Cuz it's delicious Sloejito baby So neato baby Stings like a mosquito baby Get up in there like a Speedo baby