What kind of donkey looks like a unicorn? A horny one! Thanks! I’ll be here all night! (My mom forgot to pick me up again.) Unicorn Hole digs up the bones of his former MySpace self and combines all the best (worst) aspects of the midi era with his current sound. Then Hawaiian Donkey Punch hoot, holler, and hee-haw your ass half to death. Twice. (That means you die, idiot.) Don’t worry, we already dug that hole we can plop you in. New Tricks is as irreverent as it is irrelevant. The rash-inducing pace puts the succ in succinct. So grab your saddle, throw it away (we’re doin this bareback), and get ready for the ride of your life.