How ya goin My name's Macca People give me shit about my mullet so I thought id write a rap song I've got a mullet people say to cut it They don't know I love it so I tell them to shove it I got a voice you can't stand I'm going back to Queensland Yeah XXXX is my brand It's the beer I love Always drinking up in the pub Until the bouncers kick me out and say I'm too drunk I drove home once and ended up in handcuffs cause I got a mullet and the cops think my beards rough just because I look tough and there's chunks in my mo just from before when I spewed up Out the front of the cop station I just wasted, a 4.95 counter lunch that wasn't worth tasting, now I'm in another difficult situation that needs facing. I've got a mullet people say to cut it They don't know I love it so I tell them to shove it Yo I bet you didn't know that a yobbo like me can bust to a beat.. just because my hair hangs down to my arse cheeks I'm trying to grow it longer so it can touch my feet People always say that it's a known fact short at the sides and long at the back is classed as a mullet, that's why you always cop shit and people say You should cut it! Stick my finger up and say stuff it mate the chicks love it so stop hating now you want to walk off acting all embarrassed because I've got a mullet like my pal Ivan marich Now if you want to start shit we'll go old school and we'l bring back the Biff kid Give me all the shit that you want I've got two words for you mate.. piss off! I've got a mullet people say to cut it They don't know I love it so I tell them to shove it I've got a mullet people say to cut it They don't know I love it so I tell them to shove it I've got a mullet baby short at the sides and wavy I've got a mullet baby short at the sides and wavy I've got a mullet baby short at the sides and wavy I've got a mullet baby short at the sides and wavy Mate you want to come up and give me shit about my mullet mate! you know what happened to the last bloke mate I snapped him.. I snapped him.. I'm letting you off mate I'm writing a rap song mate I don't care if you've got a mullet A Skullet you just rep that shit and love it alright I don't need no hairdresser mate I'm gonna keep my mullet forever mate it's going nowhere.. just like me alright.. Macca's out.. like that!