You can't tell your Lefts from your Rights No you can't tell the dawn From the night And when I tell you that you're wrong You put me down out of spite That ain't right It don't feel mean calling you a klutz Cause you ate a snickers Knowing you allergic to nuts It don't feel mean Not cutting you a set of keys Cause who gets halfway up A mountain and realises That they forgot to pack their skis Am I going insane or am I broken? They have been listening to Joe Rogan I think I just need to know when It's too much These days i'm too clutch This isn't why I did my degree If you were sitting In the back seat of the car Then I'm sure you'd agree You can't tell your Lefts from your Rights No you can't tell the dawn from the night And when I tell you that you're wrong You put me down out of spite That ain't right Come on in closer dear Let me whisper in your ear Do you really think That i'd take the chance Letting you water all our house plants? You don't listen to me You cannot listen to advice You tried making me sushi But you left out the rice I've tried holy prayer Give me divine intervention I can't have anything nice This is a sick detention In this twisted world We gotta make it out this squalor With a bit of scholar Or even common sense Who knew a man or woman Could be born quite this dense No offence but– You can't tell your Lefts from your Rights No you can't tell the dawn from the night And when I tell you that you're wrong You put me down out of spite That ain't right You can't tell your Lefts from your Rights No you can't tell the dawn From the night And when I tell you that you're wrong You put me down out of spite That ain't ri-i-i-i-ight You can't tell your Lefts from your Rights No you can't tell the dawn From the night And when I tell you that you're wrong You turn it into a fight But by the morning It's gon' all be alright