This is how it be Working my ass off for a degree End up in a call centre, welcome to reality This is how it be behind the scenes This is how it be working my ass off behind the screen End up in a call centre, welcome to reality This is what I got with a degree Just opened my eyes, not even sure what time it is Only 5 to 9? I can sleep some more, so easy Ready for 9 to 5, really hope to log off early What a time to be alive, somebody bring me my coffee Forgot I was alone, in my little home office Working from my bed, cause I really really like this Headphones ready, while I clock in for the day Lazybones steady, I really need a getaway I'm only half awake, I'm feeling dead inside Autopilot, earthquake, ****ing mortified They called me "sir" again, do I sound like a man? I really am a girl but I'm also certified I'll fix your shitty computer in the blink on an eye Call me the Mac-gitian, I do my job and say goodbye Do my job and say goodbye This is how it be Been told to do to university End up in a call centre, welcome to reality This is how it be behind the scenes This is how it be working my ass off behind the screen End up in a call centre, welcome to reality This is what I got with a degree Tech support hello, how can I help you today ? Oh you got a problem, really, you don't say ? You got some trouble and lucky you I'm here to troubleshoot See the top left corner yeah just click on execute Slowly loosing patience so set my microphone to mute I may even start talking like a ****ing prostitute keyboard clicking, turn it off and disconnect clibpoard loaded, crying out in corporate Curled up in bed, wondering why is my back hurting I'm mentally prepared for another boring meeting I'm out for the day and now it's mom who's calling I wish I could tell her "mom I am out of service" Thirty thousand apps open making me so nervous Not to mention the brightness, looking well suspicious she said "it wasn't me" like mom.. Now that's audacious! This is how it be working your ass off for a degree End up in a call centre, welcome to reality This is how it be behind the scenes This is how it be working your ass off behind the screen End up in a call centre, welcome to reality This is how it be behind the scenes