Loves a chicken Korma but he hates the hands that cook it Pinch a cheeky bottom says there's never harm in looking Take him anywhere and you'll regret you ever took him Away to Spain again the lads just made a cheeky booking (Wahey!) Shout at locals, drunken scuffling He's always right and nobody can tell him nothing Dancing round the room, look at how his feet are shuffling As me makes obnoxious phone calls trying to get the drugs in What do you reckon one or two? Get a few, what's the plan? Just another day in the life of a big dumb man Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Sunday roast, choking down some gammon All these rules, things he can't say, he just can't understand em Misses the days when he could count on Clarkson, May and Hammond Now it's only mediocre gear that he can't get his hands on Passed the Queen on the way up his nose Dearest old Elizabeth May God save her soul Says the fabric of this country consists of silk and gold Who cares if it was stolen and you should just ignore the holes Now what do you reckon one or two? Get a few, what's the plan? Just another day in the life of a big dumb man Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You know, a proper man, a proper manly man Yeh, yeh, he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You know, a proper man, a proper manly man Yeh he's a man Till you say something he don't like he then all his toys are out the pram But that's a man Init? Yeh that's a man I think He's a proper manly man You know, a proper man, a proper manly man The g spot don't exist mate Thats just feminist propaganda Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand Yeh he's a man, Yeh he's a proper manly man You little boys just really wouldn't understand