1
The Barrel of Pipistrelles (Carol of the Bells Undone)
Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement
2
A Wheel of Squirrels (Shchedryk Decomposed)
Broken Christmas , Cacophony of Chaos , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Industrial Christmas
3
The Coral of Eels (The Generous One goes to Sarajevo)
Frank Pusher , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Christmas Noise , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children
4
The Peril of Bagels (Щедрий вечір)
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Pusher , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Industrial Christmas , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Broken Christmas
5
Harold of the Smells (Vyydy, vyydy, hospodaryu)
Broken Christmas , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Frank Pusher , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Industrial Christmas
6
A Floral of Nails (Щедрий вечір)
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Zarqnon the Embarrassed , Broken Christmas , Industrial Christmas , Christmas Noise
7
A Door for Whales (The feast of Saint Melania the Weirder)
Industrial Christmas , Christmas Noise , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Frank Pusher , Zarqnon the Embarrased , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children
8
Ignoring the Swells (Ukrainian Carol)
Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Christmas Noise , Zarqnon the Embarrased , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children
9
No More Pastel (Not the Mannheim Steamroller Version)
Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children , Christmas Noise , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Frank Pusher , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement
10
Conferral of Parallels (Kolyadka)
Frank Pusher , Zarqnon the Embarrased , Industrial Christmas , Broken Christmas , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Frank Zappa's Prodigal Children
11
A Reprise of All That Remains (Jesus, in the Midst of Our Chaos, Come)
Broken Christmas , Sans-Tiberian Floral Arrangement , Frank Pusher , Trans-Siberian Orchestra Cover band , Christmas Noise , Industrial Christmas