A man to hug n kiss little pissy miss Put me on your list I want to hang out with the guys I want to rub your chubby thighs I want to fist, fist you in the face So sterile yet so cool My personal marketing mule Daddy’s little darling Little hooker starlet Not a looker You got a funny nose And that’s from all the coke Book me sugar You got a funny nose from all the coke Book me sugar Your rock n roll blood pure Yea you could steal them all Or something or another So, book me sugar… About the song: Chubby Thighs is about that mess of a girl that everyone knows and loves whose hobbies include hating her father, rubbing shoulders with the cool kids, cocaine, and homewrecking.