I swear I left the wardrobe shut Light, camera, action, then we’ll cut Some people say I've lost the plot But I just waffle a ****ing lot I like committing tax fraud But only when I'm bored Some would say its an act of god But some would say I'm a silly sod Having a laugh with a random geezer On the jukebox is playing Weezer Got a cold one in the freezer We got boxes of Maltesers I put on a snazzy show No need for a studio For me to make that dough I don't need no studio Blasting Bangers on the speaker I'm wearing creased up sneakers If you bring your massive speaker I'll play a bit of Weezer Blasting bangers on the speaker I'll lift a weight but I'll get weaker If you bring your Sonos speaker I'll let you play a bit of Weezer Moisturizer is bulldog Wake up in there is bare fog Feel like going for a jog But in the cupboard I got some hobnobs Drying clothes on the clotheshorse Let's go to a golf course I'll whack a ball with full force I'll do all that with no remorse I got a shrine of star awards Put that on my record But I forgot where they are stored Losing that letter I cant afford I put on a snazzy show No need for a studio For me to make that dough I don't need no studio Blasting Bangers on the speaker I'm wearing creased up sneakers If you bring your massive speaker I'll play a bit of Weezer Blasting bangers on the speaker I'll lift a weight but I'll get weaker If you bring your Sonos speaker I'll let you play a bit of Weezer Blasting Bangers on the speaker I'm wearing creased up sneakers If you bring your massive speaker I'll play a bit of Weezer Blasting bangers on the speaker I'll lift a weight but I'll get weaker If you bring your Sonos speaker I'll let you play a bit of Weezer Blasting Bangers on the speaker I'm wearing creased up sneakers If you bring your massive speaker I'll play a bit of Weezer Blasting bangers on the speaker I'll lift a weight but I'll get weaker If you bring your Sonos speaker I'll let you play a bit of Weezer