I can hear the christmas Carols pumping From the shopping mall It's a little early Its november Where's the protocol It'll rattle my ears And shit me to tears before too long Makes me wanna write myself A punk rock christmas song I'll wear my good sneakers So I can jump and twist and shout I'll wear my baggy pants So I can let it all hang out I'll buy a bat and a ball And a blow up doll Mariah carey for the wall It's a big beautiful Punk rock christmas song Yeah ill be there With my birds nest hair I'm the whos who of the town The christmas lights Will be the pefect height To swing my ass around It may take all year But ill see you There for the christmas song You can listen in from port augusta Through to dandenong We'll get the mistle toe And wrap it in a bow We'll really turn it on For our big beautiful Punk rock christmas song La la la la la la la la christmas song La la la la la la la la christmas song We don't give a turd If we don't know the words We'd rather get em wrong Cause its just a big beautiful Punk rock christmas song A big beautiful punk Rock christmas song A big beautiful punk Rock christmas song Christmas punk song